Joke of the day!

There were two rival stores across the main street from each
other in a small town in the U.S.One day one of the stores put up a
sign:’The Cheapest Store in This Street’.
‘The Cheapest Store in This Town’, countered the other.
‘… in This Part of the Country’.
‘… in This State’.
‘… in the USA’.
‘… in the Western Hemisphere’.
‘… in the World’.
‘… in the Universe’.
After a short pause the first store owner simply replaced his sign:
‘The Cheapest Store in This Street’.

Ugly Baby

A woman gets on a bus holding her baby.

The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. “The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: “Really? He’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”

“You’re right” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”

“That’s a good idea” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”