worldwide survey

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’
meant, In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant, In Europe they
didn’t
know what ’shortage’ meant, In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’
meant,
In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant, In South
America
they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant, And in the USA they didn’t know
what
‘the rest of the world’ meant!!!

Published in:  on 25/03/2006 at 2:09 PM Leave a Comment

This is so true in the 21st century

This is so true in the 21st century
Our Communication-Wireless
Our dress-Topless
Our Telephone-Cordless
Our cooking-Fireless
Our youth-Jobless
Our food-Fatless
Our labour-Effortless
Our conduct-Worthless
Our relation-Loveless
Our attitude-Careless
Our feeling-Heartless
Our politics-Shameless
Our education-Valueless
Our follies-Countless
Our arguments-Baseless
Our boss-Brainless
Our Job-Thankless
Our Salary- Very less


Published in:  on 23/03/2006 at 10:20 AM Leave a Comment