> Santa asks: Who r u?
> Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
> Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
> ****************************************************************************
> Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u
> removing a
> wheel from ur auto?
> Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’
> ****************************************************************************
> Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
> Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi
> to
> tumhare liye.
> ****************************************************************************
> Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
> Doc: Haan, bilkul.
> Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi
> koi
> zindagi hai.
> **************************************************************! **************
> Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe
> ghoom
> rahi thi…
> Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
> Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
> ****************************************************************************
> Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the
> name
> from
> NASA to SATYANASA
> ****************************! ************************************************
> Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
> Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
> Santa: I’m falling in love.
> ****************************************************************************
> Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
> Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
> Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
> Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
> ****************************************************************************
> Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
> Jeeto: Why 3?
> Santa: For you and your parents
> ****************************************************************************
> Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
> Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
> ****************************************************************************
> Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon
> ghoorte
> ho?
> Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
> 9am-11am
> ****************************************************************************
> A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
> Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
> ****************************************************************************
> At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my
> hand,
> oh!
> Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his
> head. Is
> he crying?
> ****************************************************************************
> In an interview,
> Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
> Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr…..!
> Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
> Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
> ****************************************************************************
> Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
> irritated…
> drank poison & said,
> Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
> ****************************************************************************
> Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada
> Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
> Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
> ****************************************************************************
> Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
> Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
> Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
> ************************************************! ****************************
> Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha
> set
> kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith,
> car
> mein
> chalaoonga!
> ****************************************************************************
> Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai…?
> Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
> Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.
> ****************************************************************************
> Banta: U cheated me.
> Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
> Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
> India
> Radio!
> ****************************************************************************
> Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye
> karvaao.
> Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz
> hi
> kya hai ?
> ****************************************************************************
> Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
> Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
> Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
> Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
> ****************************************************************************
> Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impos! sible’ in my dictionary.
> Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi …!
> ****************************************************************************
> Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
> Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
> Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
> ****************************************************************************
> Banta: ! Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
> Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja
> rahi
> ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
> ****************************************************************************
> Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop
> whistles.
> Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’
> ****************************************************************************
> Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
> Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
> ****************************************************************************
> Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
> Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha
> hai.
> ****************************************************************************
> Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
> Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
> Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
> ****************************************************************************
> Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
> The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
> Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
> *************

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